I see you there, stalking around with that pissed off look on your face. It’s like you’re trying to convince everybody you’re some “bad-ass”

Why do you do it? You aren’t fooling me. Do you really think it’s going to get you laid? Maybe it worked for you once, and for lack of imagination, you stuck with it. Maybe it got you one of those girls with low self esteem who wants to be dominated. But guess what? You’re limiting yourself to a very small pool. There’s nothing good about being a big fish in a small pool.

Wanna know why it’s not a good thing? Well, if you ever happen to meet a guy like me, a PUA, and you happen to be in the company of a woman who I find attractive…I will take her from you. Actually, no…she’ll give herself to me. You’ll turn your back and she’ll be slipping me her phone number. You have no game. You are a scowling, one-trick pony who probably practices his “thug walk”

I laugh at you. That’s not right either. WE laugh at you. The date you came with whom you bored into oblivion and I will laugh at you, just before I tap her ass AGAIN!

Keep preparing for your life of selling used cars and doing blow with crack whores. Keep telling yourself how bad you are as you flex in the mirror while listening to Tupac. Keep convincing yourself that 3 women in a lifetime should put you in some Hall of Fame. Deep down, you know you suck…that’s why you inflate the number to your friends.

Face it…You peaked in High School when you were on the football team…now you should be doing my laundry…THUG.